Mike: hello?
Austin: hey whats going on?
Mike: nothing much just getting ready to go to sleeep.
Austin: did you get a dog?
Mike: What? no
Austin: there is a dog in the back of your truck!
Mike: uhh you think you're funny. did you get me a dog for the back of my truck?
(at this time i get out of bed to look and sure enough there is a small animal staring out the back of my truck)
Austin: We just got home and saw it, it scared the crap out of us. It almost looks like a coyote or something.
Mike: well i don't know what the heck it is. is it alive?
Austin: it looks like it is to me!
Mike: come outside with me and we'll find out what it is.
I hurried and threw on some clothes and headed out the door. I see austin has got a broom. In my state of fear, and it being so late I thought it was a good idea and grabbed my broom too. We got a closer look and sure enough it was a FOX. we whistled at it and tapped the truck like a bunch of wussies to see if it was alive. NO MOVEMENT. Austin got up the nerve and poked it. rock solid. It was frozen. Well the fear was gone and my neighbor and I were left holding our broomsticks like a bunch of morons. Someone pulled off a hell of a prank.
I started thinking who would have left a dead animal carcass in my truck? We had gone to the neighbors house across the street the watch Utah play in the sugar bowl. Walking home brad (my little brother) was parked out front of our house. I assumed he had come over to talk about the game.
Well just as i thought. It was brad. I called my parents house, my dad answered the phone (fully knowing brad had left a dead fox in my truck) I asked for brad and he told me he was in the shower. so i told him what had happened. He started laughing so hard he would have had to of fallen off his bed. He told me some guys had come down to the shop (one of whom is austins bro in law. coincidence) and told brad they left him a present in his truck. brad thought it was so funny he decided to share it with me and my neighborhood.
All in all we had a great laugh. the next morning i decided to take a picture of what had caused the upset the night before.
9 comments:
HAHA oh my gosh I would have LOVED to see you two with your brooms out by the truck, scared half to death trying to get a frozed animal to move.... That is hilarious!!!! Shaurie I bet you were laughing so hard I can almost picture it....lol so cute!!!!
Pretty funny, especially since you're two big strapping men afraid of a dead animal!
I think your version of the story is even funnier than your mom's which was pretty funny.
That is REALLY funny. And what the heck are you doing driving a Ford?
I laugh out loud every time I hear or think of that story!!! Brad got ya pretty good!
that is hilarious! I love the fact that you were out there with your broom, that makes me laugh!! I agree, we definitely need to get together sometime! Our weekends consist of cleaning food off of the floor from a 2 year old eating dinner, bathing her, and putting her to bed. By then we're so exhausted we just go to sleep usually...a change would be nice!! :)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! thats all I have to say about that!
I love your new background i almost copied you! I think your fox story is so funny I wish we could have gotton it on AFV! it would have won!
That is hilarious! Remember when our neighbors rotwieler (Spelling??) kept getting into the back of Kyle's pick up and he'd howl all night if no one would let him out and no one wanted to because he was mean!! Anyway I'm glad the fox was frozen!!
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